Category: Humor
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Procrastination is an Art Form
There are multiple different types of procrastinators out there – “I’ll get to it.” He/she probably meant that at the exact second s/he said it, but will completely forget about it in roughly 5-10 minutes. My theory is that they subconsciously don’t want to do it and hope the magic…
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One of the Reasons I Write is to Make My Life Sound More Interesting
Take, for example, my first real crime. The first time I did it and got away with it. The lessons I learned and the sordid path it started me down since then. How thievery led to murder. It all started out innocently enough: A toy here, a toy there. Picking…
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Why “Said” Isn’t Quite Dead
“Said is Dead!” a Pinterest post screams at me. Another one. And Another. And again. Oooo! This one did it with an infographic, so it must be true. I remember in a writer’s conference (the only one I’ve ever been able to get to) back in 2008 when several writers…
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So I got a Facebook account…
And now I’m fumbling around with stuff and commands and likes and “what the hell does that mean? How the hell do I do that?” So I ended up getting this: Because I was feeling way overwhelmed by everything. Shut up. At least I’m willing to ask questions. And get…
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