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I cannot promise how, where or when these words were used, if ever. I simply find them delightful, and want to share.

ELFLOCK

Tangled hair.

This explains my hair wonderfully if I ever have it loose for a long period of time, like an hour or two.

And I can blame my jacked up hair on the fae. How much better does that get? Bed-head? Elves. Windy day? Elves. Sweaty, knotted and gross from a hike? Elves. That DIY hair treatment/style you decided to try but it didn’t work out because you don’t know what you’re doing? Elves.

The fae conspiracy. The deep shroom circle.

It’s always the fae.